00:03
“I am the King!”
00:05
“Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”
00:04
“If there’s a madman on the throne, it’s because you put him there.”
00:05
“You didn’t tell me he’d gone this crazy.” “He’s really stepped it up a notch.”
00:03
“I will make it legal.”
00:03
“Is that legal?”
00:03
(Cat got your tongue)
00:04
“The whole time? The whole time you were… THE WHOLE TME?!”
00:05
“Why do I have to waste my time outwitting morons?”
00:04
“I am ‘traught, ‘whelmed, and feeling the ‘aster.”
00:02
“Eeeek!”
00:04
“Like Christmas, but with more…. me.”
00:09
“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” (Bigfoot Laugh)
00:07
“Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.”
00:05
“Ah, my public. How they love me.”
00:17
(Waking up)
00:08
(Bat Shadow Puppet)
00:08
(Bats!)
00:18
“Children of the night. What a mess they make.”
00:07
“What do trees have to talk about? Except the consistency of squirrel droppings.”
00:10
“Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about? Except the consistency of squirrel droppings.”
00:04
“Now that’s comedy!”
00:02
“Bad baby!”
00:04
(Writing)
00:06
“All hogs on deck! All hogs on deck! Sooie ! Pig! Pig! Pig!”
00:05
“Aaaaaahhhhh!”
00:04
(Slurping soda) (Talos)
00:05
“Why can’t you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do.”
00:04
“Why You Ackin’ So Cray-Cray? will be back in a moment.”
00:03
“Me! Me!! Me!!!”
00:04
“Billions and billions of wabbits!”
00:02
(Angry monkey point)
00:10
“You ever stood and just stared at it? Marveled at its beauty, its genius?”
00:08
“Billions of people just living out their lives. Oblivious.”
00:11
“The peak of your civilization…”
00:04
“As soon as we started thinking for you, it really became our civilization.”
00:02
“No wonder you mad.”
00:04
“Zog.”
00:07
“Zog? What do you mean ‘zog’? Zog what? Zog yes, zog no?”
00:04
“They understand our language, they’re just not willing to speak to us in it.”
00:03
“Who knew they were French?”
00:05
“If you value your lives, be somewhere else.”
00:09
“He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.”
00:14
“Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me.”
00:03
“Call it a weakness.”
00:07
“Land!”
00:03
(Getting angry)
00:03
“Oooh, angrier! Oooh! That’s good, you’re scaring me!”
00:05
“You know what? Give me angry.” (2)
00:07
“You know what? Give me angry.”
00:05
“Too bad. So sad.”
00:04
“It is no laughing matter!”
00:06
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
00:04
“Luminous beings, are we. Not this crude matter.”
00:04
(What?!)
00:43
“Help. Help.”
00:04
“Naughty.”
00:05
“Quite naughty.”
00:01
“Shut the front door!”
00:06
“It's not that bad.”
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