greency @[email protected]
18K subscribers - no pronouns :c
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
no hermes, you cannot say âmay our pimp not slap and streets be packed đâ as âthots and prayersâ to commence the family dinner. hera will be upset.
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Greencyâs Olympian Updates
Hypnos, unsurprisingly, wins gold for sleeping, at the olympics for the 2500th year in a row.
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Greencyâs Olympian Updates:
Dionysus, youâre kindly requested to not sign off your emails as âmaterial gworl dioâ followed by a 240p gif of purple sparkles.
Regards,
Athena
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No hera. You cannot declare your husbandâs latest infidelity on the grounds that âit was revealed to me in a dream.â
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Greencyâs Olympian Updates:
Athena has been suspended from reddit for calling a redditor a âblithering, nincompoop of an incompetent donut with 0 knowledge on cognitive functions- an absolute doink.â for telling her, her mbti is not INTJ, but ISTJ.
submitted for public disclosure by themis, law and order: reddit unit.
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Greencyâs Olympian Updates:
ares has been banned from dionysusâ night cafè lounge for continuously blasting âface offâ by the rock and taking off his shirt while screaming âITâS ABOUT DRIVE ITâS ABOUT POWERâ everytime he takes a shot.
disclosed by the VP of marketing, the maenad association.
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COMING IN HOT: athena starts beef with hermes on twitter, calling him a ânerd.â after he made a thread on the âdifference between a copyright, trademark and patent.â as a reply to aresâ âiâll turn my war cry into a patent.â tweet this morning.
according to hermes, the tweet was âa hate crime against corporate jargon and business economics.â to which athena had replied âlmao.â
the oddity in athenaâs otherwise monotonous social media presence is currently under investigation.
what could be the reason for this?
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demeter: stop buying plastic skeletons for your palace decor! It's terrible for the environment!
hades: i agree.
persephone: when did you start agree-
hades: -locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
thanatos: [cheering in the background]
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artemis: put down the lyre, the council is in session.
apollo: [strumming away obliviously]
artemis: [points arrow towards him]
artemis: apollo, the lyre.
apollo: [looks up]
apollo:
apollo: I HAVE NEVER LIED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I LITERALLY AM THE GOD OF TRUTH HOW COULD YOU-
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greency.
any pronouns.
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i post whatever the fuck i want whenever the fuck i want
i have never had a single creative thought in my life, but here i am.