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Autistic kids when the restaurant got chicken nuggets and fries
Little red riding hood after grandma explained what the wolf had to offer
Lil kids after putting grape juice in a shot glass
Me omw to do all the chores so my stepdad can call me a good girl 😫💦
Dylan mulvaney after sticking a tampon up her azz
When you’ve been douching for 2 hrs straight and the water finally come out clear
Gay firefighters while a racist homophobic old hag house burnin down
Nicki Minaj after putting chopsticks in her hair for chun-li
Babies on their way to suck their mommas tties dry in public
Gigi hadid after sneaking in the pantry to eat something that ain’t almonds
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Teachers bending down for a pencil :
My man’s pubes in between my braces while my dentist checking my cavities
God after killing a mom from cancer just to test her kids faith
When you trynna go on p0rnhub but the internet bill lady trynna get a hold of you
Kamala Harris getting her silk press before fcking biden
Kris Jenner when Bruce came out as a trannee
illegal immigrant twinks after plannin to fvck with an Army man
The pink m&m under my bed watching me stick a broomstick in my azz
Selena and Justin talking sht about hailey while she eating her daily almond
Big azz dogs when they see a hot male chihuahua
The 7 dwarfs when Snow White was looking at their big dwarf prints 🍆
Me in my elementary class planning my next hookup with the 23 yrd old I found on kik 😜
Gays running away from the cops after recording Beyoncé in Dubai
Kanye disguised as Mrs. doubtfire to see Kim at Walmart
God when Satan called him gay for going blonde 👱♀️
The roach in my food watching me eat
“Somebody” when Whitney Houston ask to dance
Obama talking to himself after becoming president
Hairless cats if they talked
Cinderella when the prince moves on to another btch cause she left at 12
When u run outta toilet paper
Guests at a wedding when a pregnant woman says “I object”
Dawgs after listening to Kevin gates
Shaggy when Scooby-Doo ate his left overs
Me on the way to the sneaky link without my car cause I don’t wanna make noise
Nikita dragun in prison:
Me in the Amazon rainforest trynna seduce an anaconda to slide in me
Virgin twinks after seeing the monster cokk they bout to take
My hot pocket in the microwave:
When u left poop on the toilet seat and ur dad goes in before u clean it
Me in the back of the class watching the quiet boy that smells like wet dog pull out a gvn
Corn in the seafood boil when it’s time to get ate
Introverts flirting
Mariah Carey waiting to have a quickie with Santa at his workshop
Me eating In front of my stepdad when moms not home 😏
Me going to work like a dude didn’t just eat skittles out my azz in the parking out
Mrs puff when SpongeBob is taking his drivers test
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