Circus of Swift @[email protected]
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Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
What if I turned into a lizard
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Happy Easter mayonnaise eaters
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Is it just me or did Mae’s pfp get darker
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I have to announce that we are now a weezer fanpage
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I’m excited to announce that we are creating a show called Craig of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 ❤️
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Ooo wee I look just like buddy holly
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PUBLIC STATEMENT REGARDING MAE’S CHRONIC LATENESS
After a thorough investigation, it has been confirmed that Mae has repeatedly and deliberately misled the public by stating, “I’ll be there in 5 minutes,” while possessing full knowledge that their actual arrival time would exceed 30 minutes.
This is not an isolated incident but a pattern of behavior spanning multiple occasions. Eyewitness testimonies, along with indisputable timestamp evidence, reveal that Mae’s estimations of time are not just inaccurate, but wildly deceptive. The impact of these false claims has led to prolonged waiting periods, crushed expectations, and an erosion of trust among their peers.
Effective immediately, Mae will be held fully accountable for their actions. Potential consequences may include:
• A legally binding requirement to provide honest ETAs.
• A 3-week probationary period where any “5-minute” claims must be fact-checked.
• A formal apology to all past victims of the 5-minute deception.
We encourage the public to remain vigilant and report any future infractions. We will not stand idly by while this behavior continues unchecked.
Signed,
The Freak Accountability Committee
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Welcome to the Circus of Swift!
This is a multi-fandom account that consists of four people;
Olivia | She/her | @lostfearlessleader.46
Lily | They/them| @sweetlikesacchar1ne
Mabel | She/her | @n3w.r0mantics
Asteria | They/them | @blinks_vfx
Thanks for reading and we hope you enjoy our content!