The Musings of a Crouton @[email protected]
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Hello! It is I, Musings. This is my channel where I rant abo
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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
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Gap havers of the world delight! As a former buck AND gap toothed baddie, I show my unironic appreciation for people who have kept their original teeth! Let me know down below, are YOUR teeth kinda weird? Describe them in detail.
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The ONLY valid awards show baby! The only times the Oscars got it right was when they awarded 'Crash' Best Picture... I didn't know what a racist was until that film, and now I AM ONE! Hahahaha. Now more than ever the arts are vital.
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Violence IS the answer! Here are People I'd FIGHT in the back alley of a Chinese restaurant 🤺🥡🥟
Who u squaring up with? Don't worry this is a (semi) safe space.
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*in pastor's voice* MY BRODAS and SISTAS of caucasian persuasion, I see you! 👀 Being a fan of music (occasionally) and yearning I have compiled a TOP 10 list of the BEST sad white people songs! Did it need to be racial, no... but will that serve as clickbait... yes! Enjoy!
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GUESS WHO GOT SOME SHOES! 👠👢✨ *Jordan Belford voice* steeeveeee maddennn
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I don't discriminate when it comes to judging people by their looks! THIS ROUND IT'S MEN 🕺🏻🕺🏽🕺🏿
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IT'S TIME TO OBJECTIFY!!!!!! Yeehaw! *imagine me falling off a bucking horse* 🐎🤕🩼
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GOOD EVENING GLUTENOUS BEASTS!! I got another tier list ranking for y'all. FAST FOOD edition 🍟🍔🌮🍕🤮
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Have you ever been gawking at an attractive person (maybe through their window) and your pedantic brain NEEDS to categorize them with hyper-specific terms... yeah, I'm annoying too. Well Vol.I of this video gives you the terminology you need!
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I'm on my video essay grind baby!!!! *imagine me doing a backflip*
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Hello! It is I, Musings. This is my channel where I rant about whatever I want. Thank you for gifting me with your time and attention, two very valuable commodities in our digital age. Watch my content, like, comment, subscribe. Follow me on social media and in real life if you're not a coward. That's an order not a request.
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