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Episode 411: Pasta with garlic and oil is a thousand times better than pasta with tomato sauce!! Not every hobby needs to be monetized!! Feat Edison Chen and Adidas Originals When they get rid of the illegals, billionaires will start paying ppl a living wage!! Feat Bill Burr Abolish improv!! Episode 407: I should be the mayor!! Feat @ZohranforNYC Rich New Yorkers love art — but hate artists!! Millennials and Gen Z are gonna be really good old people!! Feat Ismael Loutfi I think it should be illegal to make fun of people!! Feat @Daxflame I think all social media platforms should be reserved for the girls and the gays only!! I'm sick of hotels guilt shaming me!! Get a flip phone!! Bring back the guitar solo!! We need to make it harder to get married than it is to get divorced!! It should be socially acceptable to tell someone"we can be friends, but only online." Feat James Tom People are using the Find My Friends app wrong!! Episode 345: Bathroom and toilet should be separate!! Feat Fadily Camara 📍Paris Freestyle rapping is just as good as talk therapy!! The point of everything is to get laid!! Feat Annie Hamilton Talk to strangers!! We need MORE cat dads!! @SmallsForCats White people have to stop calling out autism in public!! Just be normal!! Feet are not all that!! The movie theaters be doing too much now!! Calling an Arab a terrorist is a racist slur!! I hate hidden fees!! Rome is guilty of the original case of cultural appropriation!! Feat Mike Birbiglia If you take a bottle of alcohol to a party & u take it back, you're a bad guest!! Space is none of our business!! Normalize NOT being obsessed with dogs!! It's okay if your parents have money!! Muslims experience more racisin than black people!! Every country should have one nuclear bomb!! Cheech and Chong should be in the Rock and RollHall of Fame!! Feat Cheech and Chong! We really don't need so many emojis ‼️😬🙂😈 Stop cosplaying vegan food as non vegan food!! Coffee shops and restaurants that don't serve half and half should be shuttered!! Every business has the wrong music at the wrong volume!! ​⁠@JoeListComedy I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms!! #republicans A cold shower is better than one that never getsfully hot!! Ft ​⁠@method-products ​⁠@ultabeauty The best Chinese restaurants are the ones that scare away white people!! Reporters should be able to play the sport they are reporting on!! Feat A’ja Wilson and ​⁠@nike Everybody can cook!! Feat Chef José Andrés @chefjoseandres People need to get rid of the aux cord and just listen to the radio!! The men who tell women that they should smile more "because they're prettier are correct!! People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it!! Feat Michael Shannon If you get in suspended for something you didn't do… We should normalize comfortable silences and eye contact!! Feat Tunde Adebimpe (TV On The Radio)