GenerationXplain @[email protected]
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Are you 50 yet? Do you feel like the world has gone to shit?
Don’t worry, I’m here to help.
Let’s make sense of thigh tattoos, Taylor Swift, and “my truth.”
We can figure this out together and maybe teach the Zoomers a thing or two.
We had gender-nonconforming pop stars (Boy George), diversity in television (The Cosby Show), and environmental emergencies (The Ozone Layer) before the Millennials and Zoomers ever thumbed a cell phone.
Now, this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best
To make the others comfortable
In their tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights, no motor car,
not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
It's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!
-Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle