Troy Goes Fishing @[email protected]
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Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
@RuslanKD You're next, bro. There's no hiding. People are gonna see the real you. (for those wondering, this is leading up to a parody exposing video)
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I know I haven't posted on here in a while, but I just finished filming a "Ruslan Exposed" video I'm excited to share 🤣
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If you can go a whole day without eating, using the bathroom, or finishing a rational thought, you probably have little kids.
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Want to know the 10 Things Children's Pastors can't live without? Click the link in comments below.
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If you look back and see your kids’ hands straight up in the air, let it be a wake up call that you drive too fast. 🙌 #dadlife
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The toddler woke up grumpy & what started as a restful Saturday morning suddenly turned into a full-on pentecostal prayer meeting.
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My 5-year old: “I spy something green. It might be that plant.”
Me: 🤓🤪🤣
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I accidentally superglued 8 of my fingers together. The kids all stood around and enjoyed it.
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Big families naming their kids:
1st: Spends 9 months finding their favorite name in the universe.
2nd: Realizes first name had a weird meaning, so spends 7 months looking at meanings.
3rd: Spends 5 months deciding between naming them after grandma or the aunt.
4th: The aunt's name takes second place.
5th: They get named after the kids' favorite pokemon.
6th: Pulls random Scrabble letters from a bag. "Look. We made a new name."
7th: Day of birth: "We'll name them within a few months."
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When you listen in on your kids’ conversations.
Daughter #1: I like these things with Mayonnaise: strawberries, Cheerios, and Mac & cheese.
Daughter #2: BOOOORRIIIING!!!
Me: What the….WHAT?!! 😳🤣
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